Thursday, March 02, 2006

My New Theory Is You Can Be So Incompetent That You Become Irrelevant.

It is my belief that George W. Bush and his administration are so incompetent that they have become nearly irrelevant on the world stage. It is rather like a 900 pound gorilla in the jungle. He can tear apart anything he wants but he’s only one gorilla and it’s a big jungle so the rest of the jungle animals just get on with their lives while the 900 pound gorilla eats ants, nuts, and berries and takes big dumps in the woods.


We will continue to be a super power for a while and we will continue to be a huge world consumer for a while but it will come to an end. That is the sad part. The gorilla will continue to slam the poor sucker unlucky enough to get in his way and he will continue to tear up his part of the jungle but eventually he will run out of jungle as he mostly and the rest of the world to a much lesser degree gobbles it up and then he’ll just starve to death.

This is one of my favorite short list of steps to becoming irrelevant.

Stolen Election 2000
Failed before and on 9/11
Thousand Mile stare as the towers come down
Lied About WMD
Lied About al Qaeda/Iraq Connection
Divulged Classified Information
Failed The Troops Act I – Shortage of armored vehicles
Failed The Troops Act II – No body armor
Torture at Abu Ghraib
Torture at Guantanamo
Stole Another Election 2004

Failed To Protect Nation During Natural Disaster
Violated The Fourth Amendment/FISA Law Act I
Violated The Fourth Amendment/FISA Law Act II
Failed Port Security Act I - Don't Protect
Failed Port Security Act II – Don’t Control
Iraq Civil War Act I
Iraq Civil War Act II
Iraq Civil War Act III
Corruption Act I – David Safavian
Corruption Act II

Those Are The Sergeant Majors Thoughts On That.

1 comment:

brainhell said...

At least there's no dress with avocado dip stains on it!